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Pamela Anderson is classy and other newsPamela Anderson is classy and other news

- Ivanka Trump is engaged. Great. Now where am I going to find a young, billionaire sugar mama with awesome breasts? Even if Donald makes another baby today, I’ll be almost 50 by the time’s it 18 which...

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Ashley Greene has nipplesAshley Greene has nipples

Here’s Twilight’s Ashley Greene on a photo shoot in West Hollywood yesterday. Adrian Grenier reportedly had a shot at this and I’m going to assume it ended with “I don’t need an Entourage cameo that...

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Mary-Louise Parker outside Letterman and other newsMary-Louise Parker outside...

- Miley Cyrus is a player. Didn’t they stone women for that in the Bible? Just sayin’. [Lainey Gossip] - Linda Hogan wants Hulk thrown in jail if he doesn’t give her the Harley he promised in the...

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Ashley Greene in a bikiniAshley Greene in a bikini

These are the Ashley Greene bikini shots that started making the Internet rounds today and nobody seems to know (or care) where they came from. So keeping with all the journalism happening here, I took...

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Ashley Greene in Men’s FitnessAshley Greene in Men’s Fitness

Here’s Ashley Greene in the November 2009 issue of Men’s Fitness, and I had no idea they featured hot chicks. Then again, what better motivation to drop some weight than a chance at intercoursing...

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Ashley Greene in Maxim and other newsAshley Greene in Maxim and other news

- Angelina Jolie believes snakes are watching over her family. This explains the no marriage thing. Clever, Brad Pitt. Clever… [Lainey Gossip] - Eliza Dushku evidently wears a thong. [Drunken...

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Robert Pattinson is ready to brood for you nowRobert Pattinson is ready to...

Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and that kid Summit Entertainment wants you to believe is banging Taylor Swift worked the crowdfor the LA premiere of The Twilight Saga: New Moon last night. Will...

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Ashley Greene in a Body Paint BikiniAshley Greene in a Body Paint Bikini

Here’s the final product of Ashley Greene’s nude, Sobe-sponsored photo shoot for Sports Illustrated that’s been leaking in bits and pieces all week. I’m not an energy drinker myself, but thanks to this...

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Ashley Greene’s nipple and other newsAshley Greene’s nipple and other news

- David Letterman wants Conan O’Brien to appear on the The Late Show. [PopEater] - Jesus Luz’s “man bush.” [Lainey Gossip] - Snooki is still out there. Like the Chupacabra if it hungered only for...

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Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz are idiotsAshley Greene and Kellan Lutz are idiots

Twilight stars Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz are reportedly trying to make a cash-grab after it was announced the last novel Breaking Dawn would be split into two parts which re-opened negotiations to...

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Ashley Greene is Midriff-y and Other NewsAshley Greene is Midriff-y and Other...

- Cristiano Ronaldo names his son.. Cristiano Jr. Of course. [Dlisted] - Kim Kardashian immediately after a mustache wax. [Hollywood Tuna] - Robert Pattinson saving a puppy. You’re welcome, ladies....

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Ashley Greene in a BikiniAshley Greene in a Bikini

Here’s Twilight actress Ashley Greene hosting a Wet Republic pool party Saturday even though she’s only famous for playing one of Robert Pattinson’s sparkling sisters. Then again, they let Jon Gosselin...

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Ashley Greene is Leggy and Other NewsAshley Greene is Leggy and Other News

- Miranda Kerr confirms she’s four months pregnant and Orlando Bloom is an asshole. (Implied.) [Popeater] - Whitney Port’s going to be airbrushed for Maxim. [Whitney Port] - Macaulay Culkin is going to...

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Miley Cyrus is WastedMiley Cyrus is Wasted

Here’s Miley Cyrus partying with the back of Ashley Greene’s head Sunday night while the two are in Paris filming LOL because we’re apparently mining Internet lingo for movies now. Of course. Anyway,...

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Megan Fox Should Be Wonder WomanMegan Fox Should Be Wonder Woman

David E. Kelley, creator of Ally McBeal, The Practice and Boston Legal, is reportedly creating a Wonder Woman show for The CW after attempts by Joss Whedon and others to get a movie made fizzled out...

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BEST OF 2010: Ashley Greene in Body PaintBEST OF 2010: Ashley Greene in Body...

9. Ashley Greene Posted: 1.8.2010 I guarantee if asked six out of five of you who Ashley Greene is, you’d sit there and stare at me like I just asked you to calculate a space launch. Yet that didn’t...

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Ashley Greene is SingleAshley Greene is Single

After learning the (not)hard way that purity rings don’t double as cock rings, Twilight star Ashley Greene has kicked Joe Jonas to the curb presumably after his fifth marriage proposal followed by a...

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Ashley Greene is Drunkenly Banging Randoms NowAshley Greene is Drunkenly...

Following her break-up with Joe Jonas, Twilight star Ashley Greene has been literally clubbing every night since, and now it looks she’s banging any dude who doesn’t have a purity ring on. Like this...

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Ashley Greene is Banging Captain AmericaAshley Greene is Banging Captain America

And she’s even wearing the “A.” Fantastic. Ashley Greene continues to enjoy her return to vaginal penetration after leaving Joe Jonas and has apparently steered her drunken bang-bus toward Captain...

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Leonardo DiCaprio is Banging This NowLeonardo DiCaprio is Banging This Now

Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Refaeli’s relationship isn’t even in the ground yet, and already People is reporting he’s been spotted out with Ashley Greene which makes all kinds of sense to anyone...

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Leonardo DiCaprio is an IdiotLeonardo DiCaprio is an Idiot

Exactly what I said in the headline. Adding… Here’s Bar Refaeli posing for last year’s Passionata line, in case a couple of you are into that sort of thing. I’m probably taking a risk here. Photos:...

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Ashley Greene Wore This and Other NewsAshley Greene Wore This and Other News

Posted by Photo Boy - Emma Stone talks about what will undoubtedly be the worst part of The Amazing Spider-Man. [Huffington Post] - Pippa Middleton’s ass is educational enough for TLC. [Dlisted] -...

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Hello, Ashley Greene and Other NewsHello, Ashley Greene and Other News

Posed by Photo Boy - Britney Spears might be in real trouble over her fake bank robbery. [Huffington Post] - Kat Von D and Jesse James broke up again. Or never got back together in the first place. Or...

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Ashley Greene is Cleavagey and Other NewsAshley Greene is Cleavagey and Other...

Posted by Photo Boy - Ricky Gervais might host the Golden Globes again this year. [Huffington Post] - Kelly Osbourne’s ex-fiance was a fan of cleverly-disguised penis. Who isn’t? [Dlisted] - Jessica...

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Jennifer Love Hewitt Looked Attractive AgainJennifer Love Hewitt Looked...

Despite the fact Jennifer Love Hewitt has openly stated she stalks Robert Pattinson, here she is at the premiere of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 last night where she clearly set her cleavage...

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Miley Cyrus And The Rest Of The People’s Choice Awards That’s Worth Looking...

And just like me in the sack, our People’s Choice Awards coverage is over as soon as it began and may or may not have gone through your purse strictly for exploratory purposes. (What don’t you keep in...

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And Now Here’s Ashley Greene In A BikiniAnd Now Here’s Ashley Greene In A Bikini

Just in case these pics of Ashley Greene in a bikini aren’t awesome enough, this was almost a post about her being photographed in a Chick-fil-A drive-thru presumably to suck up to Stephenie Meyer...

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Good Morning, Ashley Greene, And Other NewsGood Morning, Ashley Greene, And...

- So Taylor Swift really did crash that Kennedy wedding, but everyone was cool with it and for a happy ending, they’re all pissed at Kathie Lee Gifford now for talking about it. [Lainey Gossip] - I...

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And Now For Ashley Greene in The Classiest Post I’ve Ever WrittenAnd Now For...

Haha! Her vagina’s sweaty. Fin. Photos: FameFlynet … More »

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Lindsay Lohan Somehow Invited To amfAR GalaLindsay Lohan Somehow Invited To...

Last night’s amfAR Gala included such famous, beautiful faces as Heidi Klum, Doutzen Kroes and Ashley Greene (Sarah Jessica Parker was also there, but I’m pretty sure I was only listing beautiful...

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Good Morning, Ashley Greene, And Other NewsGood Morning, Ashley Greene, And...

- Zac Efron is manly now, and to his credit, I forgot how beautiful his bangs used to be. [Lainey Gossip] - Joe Jonas is a heroin addict. I believe in God now. [Dlisted] - Nothing Beats A Woman’s POV...

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Joe Jonas Admits He Had Sex With Girls, Smoked The Marijuana Like A...

“Come along, pussy cat. We’re going to buy reefer from the Negroes. Yeah, see, yeah.” In a surprisingly candid interview with Vulture, a now mustachioed Joe Jonas talks about his experience with the...

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Good Morning, Ashley Greene Swimsuit Photos, And Other NewsGood Morning,...

- Johnny Depp lets Amber Heard drag him to her premieres. [Lainey Gossip] - I’m pretty sure that dildo’s not big enough for Miley Cyrus anymore. [Dlisted] - So maybe Florida isn’t all bad. [theCHIVE] -...

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The 2014 iHeartRadio Music AwardsThe 2014 iHeartRadio Music Awards

Posted by Photo Boy As far as I can tell from these photos, The iHeart Radio Music Awards are almost entirely ignored by anyone relevant in the music industry, which is why the most famous person on...

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Ashley Greene nude pics leaked online

IMAGES REMOVED Somewhere dollar signs just popped into my lawyer's eyes because here are were nude pics of 22 year old Twilight star Ashley Greene that just leaked online. Considering Ashley's barely...

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